I bought a minivan. That sentence is in the top five sentences I’d never thought I would say. But I did it. I don’t have children mind you. I have a very, very large dog (who is definitely a Crumpler).
I’ve said for years that minivans are truly the most practical vehicle in the world. They are comfortable, feature-rich, can transport the entire contents of a Home Depot and are the least likely vehicle to be pulled over by a police officer. I’ve made compelling arguments to friends of mine shopping for vehicles that they really should consider a minivan because it satisfied every single requirement they had, and yet I had never been able to get myself over that mental hurdle. I mean, a MINIVAN???
I’ve had sports cars, SUV’s, heck, I’ve even owned race cars! And now I have….a MINIVAN???
Yup. I do. And I have to say – I LOVE IT. If there was ever a vehicle that could satisfy the deep, dark desires inside a Folder like me, it is a minivan. EVERYTHING has a purpose and there is no purpose that you have that can’t be satisfied in this thing! Designated, molded spots for holding umbrellas. USB outlets for charging every device; 12v outlets and even 115v outlets. Special hooks to hold your grocery bags!
LOOK AT THAT – so nice, tidy, organized and safe! I mean, is that not PURE BLISS? I’m serious, it’s like a guilty pleasure. Like ‘sneaking into the kitchen at midnight to have ice-cream’ good. You can’t fight your nature. Sometimes you have to embrace it.
Trust me Folders – get a minivan!
